Oh, Dog

The Schnauzer House Rules... ok our house rules really do end at #6 but insert your own dog! Collin and I had a good laugh about it. (Dad, save your snide comments!  ha ha!)




1• The Schnauzer is not allowed in the house.

2• Okay, the Schnauzer is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3• The Schnauzer is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4• The Schnauzer can get on the old furniture only.

5• Fine, the Schnauzer is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans in the bed.

6• Okay, the Schnauzer is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7• The Schnauzer can sleep on the bed when ever he wants, but not under the covers.

8• The Schnauzer can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

9• The Schnauzer can sleep under the covers every night.

10• Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with....... The Schnauzer.