Collin's Warnings

So tonight we were at Merritt's with Jodee and Andrea, and as we were discussing getting Tara over here for the Women's Fitness Celebration in September, Collin said he would be happy to entertain Paul if Tara brought him along. He said he would "tell him what's up" with our family.

So of course we had to find out what that is.

Doesn't everyone wonder what an outsider thinks of their family? We got the scoop on what Collin's words of wisdom would be to a newcomer to the family.
(Family be warned--he is joking. I think.)

Here are Collin's words of wisdom on . . .

ANDREA: Don't underestimate her due to her dainty, delicate look, because her voice bellows above all others when she wants to be heard.

JODEE: Don't be fooled by her seeming ditziness. She is actually smart. Somewhere under there.

ALEX: Has a distinct super power of taking everything literally. And come on, he is a nerd.

CORY: The perceived black sheep of the family because he likes to get under the skin of everyone. He is good at making shrill voices and playing the piano really loud.

TARA: Beware when she gets with Tonya because you will hear a lot of strange voices (then he quotes "taaara.... tuuuun....")

SAM: A less cool Alex.

MEGAN:The quiet winner. She may not be obnoxious like the rest, but she wins every game.

TONYA: Is perfect, of course. Just know you're getting second best with Tara. sorry.

DAD: If you are looking for someone to give you quick advice without beating around the bush in a short amount of time, look somewhere else. :)

MOM: Sporty planner with lots of control. Sort of like an air-traffic controller, directing the flight of so many things going on. Often makes stressed emergency calls. When this happens, get out of the house!


So..... obviously Collin is kidding but we thought it was pretty funny! Don't be offended. We love our family very much and are excited to see you guys in a couple weeks!
Love!!!